Chase Smith, 33

I have a fear of speedbumps but Im slowly getting over it My mom says Im the funniest person she knows I learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead I just want to be friends plus a little extra Also I love you Irsquom the guy your parents warned you about A van-opening candy salesman I cant promise you the world but I can promise to buy you tacos every Tuesday I think the movie cars has so much appeal because the cars speak to one another You dont get that with real cars no question about it Im ready to get hurt again